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When Things Seem Difficult, Tell Your Loved One that
"Cancer is Dumb!"
Hi, my name is Garrison Wollam, and I am the owner of Cancer is Dumb.
I started it to provide lighthearted and humorous options for supporting your loved ones with cancer.
I have cancer and currently receiving treatment for leukemia, so this is very meaningful to me. My wife and I would often say, "cancer is dumb," when things were hard.
I am an elementary school teacher and feel comfortable wearing this message anywhere.
I couldn't imagine children going through the same treatment I have; that's why helping St. Jude Children's Hospital is such an important cause for me.
20% of Our Profits Go to St. Jude Children's Hospital Our current donation Total is $694.06
Check Our Tie-Dye Shirts
Straight out of the 60s and after having conquered the 90s...
Our personalized tie-dye t-shirts are back this summer!
Tie-Dye Tee, Crystal
"I love this shirt. I like my shirts to fit loose and a bit baggy because they're comfy! It's perfect, loose but not too much, and bright and pretty. It also doesn't shrink in the washer/dryer, so I wear it way too much!"
Dana J. Verified Purchase
It is made with 100% pre-shrunk cotton for absolute comfort; the Gildan tie-dye shirt is as comfy as it is trendy!
The double-stitched neckline and bottom hem add extra durability, while the shoulder-to-shoulder taping adds extra resilience to the t-shirt’s stress points.
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"I love this shirt. I like my shirts to fit loose and a bit baggy because they're comfy! It's perfect, loose but not too much, and bright and pretty. It also doesn't shrink in the washer/dryer, so I wear it way too much!"
Dana J. Verified Purchase
It is made with 100% pre-shrunk cotton for absolute comfort; the Gildan tie-dye shirt is as comfy as it is trendy!
The double-stitched neckline and bottom hem add extra durability, while the shoulder-to-shoulder taping adds extra resilience to the t-shirt’s stress points.
Cyclone Tie-Dye Tees
"The shirt itself has a nice quality and of an adequate length. The tie-dying on it is beautifully done! The colors are bold, the edges are sharp, and none of the colors are muddy. I own a lot of tie-dye shirts & this is definitely my new favorite!"
Gabby S.Verified Purchase
Get your groovy mojo back with this custom tie-dye tee!
For a stylish, laid-back appearance, this t-shirt is made with 100% pre-shrunk cotton for total softness and features a cyclone pattern straight from the 60s.
The shoulder-to-shoulder taping adds extra durability at the t-shirt’s stress points, while the double-stitched neckline and bottom hem add extra overall resilience.
So Dumb!
Cancer Skips Leg Day
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Spiral Tie-Dye Tees
"I plan a 60's/70's party for my daughter's birthday. I loved everything about this shirt! The price is reasonable, the fit is perfect, and the colors are so lovely and vibrant! I purchased 8 of these shirts, which was one of my best purchases."
Allan M. Verified Purchase
The 60s are making a comeback, and the tie-dye personalized t-shirt is taking charge!
This tee features a classic spiral pattern and 100% pre-shrunk cotton construction; this tee is as groovy as soft to touch.
The shoulder-to-shoulder taping enhances the garment’s durability, while the double-stitched neckline and bottom hem add an extra layer of resilience.
Cancer Skips Leg Day
Cancer is Dumb
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Women's Tie-Dye Crop Tees
"I think this shirt is super nice because it feels very soft. It sits just above the hips, and I get compliments every time I wear this top. I washed it a few times by now, and I can say it still looks pretty good because it hasn't lost its color."
Maria M. Verified Purchase
This icon of the 60s is back and awaits your custom flair to be printed on it!
It's made with 60% cotton and 40% polyester; this tee balances perfectly between comfy and stretchy, making it an excellent all-around choice for casual wearing.
Each tee comes pre-shrunk for no size-related surprises after repeated washes and features a drop shoulder sleeve for laid-back vibes.
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Can't Wear The Common "F*** Cancer" Shirts?
This Tee is The Alternative!
Our Mission
Cancer is Dumb intends to provide humorous and lighthearted messages to support loved ones with cancer.
Dealing with cancer, directly or indirectly, is hard. If only for a short moment, I aim to make people laugh and forget their problems.
I am a teacher, so I can't wear the typical "F*** Cancer" shirts, so this is my alternative.
I believe this product touches people emotionally by turning something sad into something funny.
$44 $35
Read What Our Customers Say About Us...
“I use these shirts to work outside on hot days. The cotton breathes and I buy them loose enough to not wear anything under them. Wash well, wear well! Gildan makes great t-shirts :) ”
Adam G.
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“I've purchased lots of tie dye shirts and these are some of the best. The colors are bold hues and not washed out.”
Mia A.
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“I really like this tie dye shirt, have received compliments, going to order different colors for sure, this child of the 1960's is happy with this shirt.”
Deb P.
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“This was given as a gift and was very well received. Quality shirts and they fit the size they say. Love these shirts!
Dani R.
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“This shirt is so soft & comfortable! I love the colors & the message! It's not a print that was put on to the shirt, the wording is actually in the fabric. A great purchase!”
Daniel B.
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“Wore this to work for an event, and it is very comfortable. Even in the heat, it was lightweight & breathable. Also, got so many compliments on it, & was frequently asked where did I buy it from.”
John C.
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Frequently Asked Questions
No refunds will be allowed on purchases from Cancer Is Dumb. All items are final sale.
We offer free standard shipping on all orders over $50 in the U.S. and flat rate shipping on international orders.
We have the following shipping options available:
- Free Standard Shipping: 4-7 Business Days
- Standard Shipping: 4-7 Business Days
- Express Shipping: 1-2 Business Days
Please note that shipping time frames do not include processing time. Orders will be delivered based on the option chosen once the order has been processed and prepared by our facility. Orders are dispatched from Monday to Friday.
Orders are processed once the item is available and payment is approved. During high volume periods, product availability may be subject to change while your order is being processed. Most orders placed Monday through Friday will be processed and shipped within one to two business days. Orders placed on Friday or over the weekend will start processing on Monday and ship within one to two business days.
You can track your order with the tracking information provided in your shipment notification email.
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If you believe your package was lost or stolen, please get in touch with the shipping courier first and email us. We are not responsible for lost or stolen packages.